"Party-vi" (party-vi) 12/21/2016 at 15:18 • Filed to: Mod sitrep, fight me you Philistines

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Not liking sweet pickles is now a bannable offense.

EL_ULY > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:20

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pickles are cucumbers that sold their soul to the Devil

- science

Party-vi > EL_ULY 12/21/2016 at 15:21

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You are tragically misinformed.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:21

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Ive never tried to eat any kind of pickle in my life. They smell strange and i dont like the look of them.

for Michigan > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:21

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Good.

Mattbob > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:21

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mini gherkins or chips?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:21

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I like sweet pickles... NOT TO BE IN MY SANDWICH

EL_ULY > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:22

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tragic like a fox!

Party-vi > Mattbob 12/21/2016 at 15:22

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ALL

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:22

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There was no chicken parm!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:23

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What about not liking bacon

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 12/21/2016 at 15:23

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Chicken parm was missing 0.1 liters

BKosher84 > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:23

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Now THIS is quality shitposting.

Party-vi > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/21/2016 at 15:23

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You dirty birdy!

Party-vi > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 12/21/2016 at 15:24

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That’s punishable by shunning. 

For Sweden > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:24

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Americans ruining everything by making it sweet

Party-vi > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 12/21/2016 at 15:24

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OH HO HO BUT THERE WAS A CHICKEN PARM!!!

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:24

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Bread and butter pickles are good, but sweet pickles are too much.

Wacko > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:25

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For Sweden > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 12/21/2016 at 15:25

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They look like a particularly disappointing penis

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > EL_ULY 12/21/2016 at 15:25

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Pickles are cucumbers that struggled for more meaning in their lives, and became something good, as opposed to another bland salad filler, only to be buried with entirely too much salad dressing.

Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer > EL_ULY 12/21/2016 at 15:25

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Which perfectly explains their addictive nature and extreme sensory pleasure.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:25

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Meh. I can live with that.

TheRealBicycleBuck > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/21/2016 at 15:26

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Both Tuna and Chicken salad are incomplete without sweet pickles. I once accidentally made tuna with dill. Oy! What a mistake!

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:26

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#ChickenParmCantMeltPartyVisHeart

Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:26

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This is the leadership we all wanted when we voted for Party-vi for mod.

Roundbadge > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:26

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This is good Oppo.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:26

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I’ll show myself the door.

Chariotoflove > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:27

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Sweet pickles are humanity’s punishment for original sin. Repent! Embrace the dill and be saved!

Chariotoflove > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 12/21/2016 at 15:27

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Yeah, but that’s just a hypothetical. There’s no one like that.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:27

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Can’t we just agree that all pickles are just terrible?

EL_ULY > For Sweden 12/21/2016 at 15:27

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pauljones > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:28

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Sweet pickles are disgusting. That’s right, I just said that.

Bring it on, twinkletoes.

EL_ULY > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 12/21/2016 at 15:28

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emo cucumbers

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > For Sweden 12/21/2016 at 15:28

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I have one of those

BeaterGT > Chariotoflove 12/21/2016 at 15:28

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Had 2 friends growing up. One didn’t like peanut butter (not allergic) and the other didn’t like bacon. Needless to say, we parted ways.

EL_ULY > Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer 12/21/2016 at 15:29

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especially their pee

Tekamul > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:29

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It’s gonna get mighty quiet around here.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheRealBicycleBuck 12/21/2016 at 15:30

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As someone who is not a huge fan of chicken salad or tuna salad in the first place, I like more chickeney or tuney (?) texture and less funky sweet juice cubosity. Therefore despite rarely having chicken or tuna salad without, I must disagree.

Chariotoflove > BeaterGT 12/21/2016 at 15:30

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I weep for these “friends” of yours, and I shall pray for their salvation.

For Sweden > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 12/21/2016 at 15:32

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Look, there are more subtle ways of saying you don’t want to eat with Jews.

$kaycog > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:33

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Pickles are scary.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Chariotoflove 12/21/2016 at 15:33

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I.

I am like that.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:34

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Sue me.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:35

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Good.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:36

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Sour pickles Über Alles.

Fight me.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > EL_ULY 12/21/2016 at 15:36

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Nah, they’re cucumbers that transcended their gross watery blandness and became gods among vegetables.

Party-vi > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/21/2016 at 15:37

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I consider bread & butter pickles to be included in my decree.

Party-vi > Wacko 12/21/2016 at 15:37

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Too late. Power tripping.

Party-vi > For Sweden 12/21/2016 at 15:38

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WE MADE THE THIRD REICH PRETTY SWEET DIDN’T WE?

#wewonthewar

EL_ULY > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/21/2016 at 15:39

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mac and cheese is still the best vegetable doe

For Sweden > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:40

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But look at ze cake ja

Party-vi > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 12/21/2016 at 15:40

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Sour pickles are for tossers and sheep shaggers

Party-vi > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/21/2016 at 15:40

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GOOD

Party-vi > Tekamul 12/21/2016 at 15:40

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That’s all I needed - some god damn peace and quiet.

Party-vi > pauljones 12/21/2016 at 15:41

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Is a mod banning a mod like talking at a urinal? Something that should never be spoken of?

Party-vi > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/21/2016 at 15:42

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BURN IN HELL FIRE NON-BELIEVER!

Party-vi > Chariotoflove 12/21/2016 at 15:42

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If sweet pickles are sinful, satan will warmly embrace my bloated and cured body.

Party-vi > Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer 12/21/2016 at 15:43

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The best part? It was all for show! We don’t even count the votes!

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > EL_ULY 12/21/2016 at 15:47

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Obviously!

Tekamul > $kaycog 12/21/2016 at 15:49

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I’m pretty sure that cat achieved low eart orbit.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:49

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Ban me

pauljones > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:49

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YOU SPOKE OF THE UNSPOKEN. PREPARE TO BE BANNED.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 15:52

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It is rather nippy out today I wouldn’t mind that.

Party-vi > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/21/2016 at 15:52

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I wish I knew how to quit you.

Chariotoflove > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 12/21/2016 at 15:52

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Yeah, but dragons aren’t real. Ergo, you are fictional.

Party-vi > pauljones 12/21/2016 at 15:53

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I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CROSS STREAMS YOU URINAL-TALKING MOTHER FROCKER!!!

MPA > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/21/2016 at 16:05

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kosher pickles are great.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/21/2016 at 16:13

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Matt Nichelson > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 16:23

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But I don’t like any pickles though...

*runs

XJDano > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 16:24

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Sweet is ok, Bread & Butter is where it’s at.

As far as a snack tray though Texas pickled okra is the bomb diggity.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Chariotoflove 12/21/2016 at 16:24

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1. Dragons are real

2. I am also real.

Party-vi > Matt Nichelson 12/21/2016 at 16:43

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you can run but you can’t hide

Party-vi > XJDano 12/21/2016 at 16:43

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Okra? berf.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 17:14

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Wut wus dat?

nermal > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 17:27

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What about complementing somebody’s watch at a urinal? Where does that fall in the spectrum? 

Party-vi > nermal 12/21/2016 at 17:29

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Watches are too close to the DPZ, or Dick Proximity Zone. Plus I’m pretty sure “nice watch” is code for “I can see your penis”.

nermal > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 17:30

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thatsthejoke.jpg

Party-vi > nermal 12/21/2016 at 17:36

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goddammitnermalihateyou

Chariotoflove > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 12/21/2016 at 17:40

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Counterpoint: of course you would say that.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Chariotoflove 12/21/2016 at 17:48

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Ask DaftRyosuke, I am real.

fhrblig > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 18:21

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Sweet pickles are what children like. I’m a grown-ass man.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 18:44

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I see you are only keeping those with bad taste. Misery loves company.

Dusty Ventures > Party-vi 12/21/2016 at 20:57

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I don’t like any pickles. Come at me

Dusty Ventures > Chariotoflove 12/21/2016 at 21:01

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*cough cough* Stef

Party-vi > Dusty Ventures 12/22/2016 at 08:06

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Lies. Pickles are delicious.

Party-vi > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 12/22/2016 at 08:07

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OK BUT COULD YOU NOT THO??

Chariotoflove > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 12/22/2016 at 09:03

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Fair enough.